LJ= VintageSock...not that I'm gonna use it...lol
Computer came today. So happy! Just thought I'd post a quickie. Everyone enjoys a quickie, right?

Just Dance

So, both the kids are sick. The only thing Camy can hold down is Sprite. Can't even hold down the anti-nausea medication. How fun! So Jayde is sleeping with me tonight, Camy with the gma. Jayde was able to hold down half a cracker and the medication and I'm very bad at handling puke, so it made sense to do it that way.

I'm broke out pretty bad. Ugh! I went through this in high school. Why am I going through it again? I think I asked that in yday's entry too, but it's seriously irritating me.

Didn't make it to the park, obviously. Kids started with the puking as soon as Camy got home from school. Well, Camy did. Jayde started a little later.

Made meatball soup tonight. Can't wait to eat it! I saved it for tomorrow night. I'm really excited because I came up with it on my own and people actually seemed to like it. I sent some across the street I was so proud. Beginning to think I got into the wrong field. Lol. Although I burn myself on an almost constant basis. I have two burn scars on my right hand alone. Both were received making cheese pizza. Two different stoves though. I'm freaking talented like that. If I suck too bad at sewing, then I'll look into it again. Haha. I'm really beginning to get into it though. I used to never make anything without a recipe. Now I'm starting to free style it a lot more. So impressed with myselfroght now. So impressed. I love me. -pats self on back and then toots own horn- i wonder if anybody needs a chef's assistant or something. Hrmmmmmm...

Computer is supposed to be here tomorrow. We'll see. When all is said and done we will have two working computers here. Woot!

Well, that's all from me.

It Has Nothing To Do With You

Can't freaking wait to get that new computer because now blogging by text is beginning to be a pain because of how it posts. I see about 30 posts that will go once I get back online. Will also be getting an lj. Haha. Haven't had one if those in so long I don't even remember what my last username was.This time I'm gonna go with Simply;Susan. I won't be doing entries though. Only going to spy on Mama T. Haha. Because she told me I could.

Got a letter from the uo today. Apparently there is a problem with my claim. I wish I hadn't have tossed out my separation papers from the Lake. Can't agrue with something on the official stationary. And then they called while I was out today.

Speaking of which, went to visit my Aunt Sonya today. Wes and his family were in town today. He's so grown up since entering the Marines. Didn't see Clay though. Little Mr. was sleeping. Can't believe he's freaking 18! Seems so crazy. He's not a bebe any more. The kids had a ball though. Wes has two little boys, Jackson and Jace. Jace is 16 months and Jackson is 3, but they kept up with my girls no problem. They were kinda iffy about each other at first, but it didn't take long to get them going. And Clay somehow slept through it all. Not sure how. Gotta be a heavy sleeper!

Was gonna take the girls to the BREC park by Antioch today but we decided against it because of the current gas situation. Oh well. It will be there next week. I'm gonna take them to a closer one tomorrow. The same sandy one from yday. Hopefully it won't be so much of an adventure this time! Haha.

Well, I think that's it for me.

How Soon Is Now?

I kinda think I wanna be a wedding planner. I don't think I would be able to keep from slapping a bridezilla and yelling at her to chill the fuck out though. I know that if I ever get married again I will be as picky as I can. And that means everything. Groom included.

I was telling Mamaw today that I wanted to marry a cardiologist this time. I have a theory.

Went back to the uo today. Had to register and enter my resume. Stupid computer. Wish I had a computer geek who would fix it.

I have the worst luck with computers. I can kill a hard drive just by looking at it. And it's not like I save a lot of junk on them. They just randomly die! I'm a jinx.

So surprised Jessie's laptop didn't collapse into a smoldering pile the instant I touched it. I was super careful. I know my luck.I was not about to pass it on. So glad he didn't know that before. He would have banned me from the house altogether.

Took the kids to the park. That was quite the adventure. Got there had them take off the shoes and socks because it's one of those that has sand. We get to playing and Camy says she has to potty.Not a problem.

Well the grass has just been cut so it's "sharp". See where this is going?

She gets out there alright but there's no switch and its dark. She panics. So I tell her to just leave the door open but when she goes back she puts her socks back on. She gets halfway there and comes back again. She stepped on something. So she puts her shoes on and then finally she makes it. Now Jayde HAS to go.

So I go and take her.We get there and there are ants in there. Jayde panics. I pull her pants down and then put her on the potty. She goes. I grab her off of the potty and her shorts drop to the ground. We get her panties up. I pick up her shorts dust them off and put them on. She then wants me to carry her the whole way back.

I tell her to walk until she falls out. So she stops about three steps later and procedes to "fall" onto the ground. So I walk three more feet and tell her that if she makes it to me I will carry her. Well she does. So I carry her almost all the way but she starts to just hang on me instead of holding on. So I set her down, and she runs off.

The rest of the time went off without a hitch.I DO think that I got sand in my hair somehow.

So, anyway, that's about it for me.

Pass It To the Right

Went to the unemployment office today. So many people! I had to make sure I was in the system because when I called yesterday, I had forgotten my PIN. How embarrassing! The lady told me to change it. I thought I already had. Lol. Oops. I have to go back tomorrow though. I have to register with the career solutions thing. I didn't have time today.

So, anyway, my computer crashed last night. Yay! Now I can't apply to jobs online. Frick! I hate applying the old fashioned way. I'm so technological lately. The only thing I really do the old fashioned way is the fact that I love to talk on the phone. And I never really did send emails to anyone. I hate email. I only have it so that I can do things that require one. Lol. I'm nerd.

I will be so glad when today is over. So sick of everybody talking about 420. Yeah. We freaking get it.

So not looking forward to tomorrow. I just have to get over it, I suppose. I really can't wait until I start getting the money. At least that will be SOMETHING I can contribute. At least I won't feel so freaking worthless then. Because many more dinners like the one we had tonight and I just might hurrt somebody. I do NOT enjoy telling them that no we don't have anything else to eat. >_ <

I REALLY need to go to bed so I can STOP thinking about it.

My Poker Face

So, I don't think I can make it until my Canadian vacation in July. Oh. Didn't I tell you about that? Oh. So, I guess I'll leave that between Tiana, Curt, and me. I'll tell you more as time gets closer. But I swear, it's gonna happen. Somehow. I WILL get there.

I'm starting to really consider the possibility that my children are plotting my demise. They really seem to be getting worse and worse as the year goes on. But I did promise them no more spanking if they straighten up their acts. It definitely worked. At least for today it did. This will be a definite challenge and a pretty tough learning experience for me. Children are the best teachers, though. Looking at the world through the eyes of one of my babies will show you so much! I can guarantee that. Now, I know why so may people love early childhood development.

Anyway, I remembered why I hate throwing up today. Although, that's really not something you ever forget. My tummy is all rumbly and tumbly inside and me not liking it. Ew.

I am bored. Can you tell? Har. I kill me sometimes.

What else? Idunno. See what I meant about switching over to monthly entries? Really good idea. You won't have to suffer through the daily bullshit. And of course the entries will be longer. Ok. Not the BEST selling point. Lol. I am a dork. I know.

I really like how typing this up as a text helps me. This editor automatically capitalizes the first word of my sentences. It recognizes periods, exclamation points, and question marks. So awesome. The only problem? It doesn't have spell-check. Good thing I'm a really awesome speller to begin with! Now if only I could quit hitting the i and o keys together. That would REALLY help.

I should really go to bed soon. I am really tired. Don't know why. I was less tired after cleaning up that massive pile of pine chips after we got our stumps grounded. FUCK! Oh well. Goodnight, y'all!

This Takes REAL Talent

Well, I guess I'm becoming less and less controlled by my computer and more and more controlled by my phone. I'd been wondering for weeks if I could just use my phone for blogging because I want to be able to without waking everyone up by typing on the computer. Because, to be quite honest, I can get a tad loud when typing. I've been told so quite a few times. Haha.

So, I haven't written in while. Yeah, I like to state the obvious. Bite me.

I really don't know what's been up with that lately. I'll probably make this a monthly thing for a while though. I'm really still kinda out of sorts and all of that. Not too surprising, considering the break up and the talk that preceded it.

But thanks to Tiana, I figured out what exactly what went wrong and why. Won't do that again! And if I even think of dooing it again I will definitely talk to her first. She may be younger than me, but she definitely has more experience with this stuff because while I was up Kyle's butt, she was out getting her heart stomped on, repeatedly.

So, I love her and respect her and she is truly my bestie. Well, my long distance bestie. My other bestie is a mere 5 hours away. Lol. And of course there's my "sister", but even she lives in the states still.

And now there is a monster monsoon going on outside and I think I just peed a little.