Saturday, January 10, 2009

Crash of Lightning, Roar of Thunder

Let's start with a funny story.

Kyle came by to fix something. Fine. But as he was leaving he says he wants to kiss the girls goodbye. WTF? He didn't even kiss them hello. I told him no. He just stared at me. I told him that he didn't need to kiss them goodbye when he didn't even kiss them hello (they were in the backyard playing). He just gave me this defeated look and went away. I WIN! I can't even believe I had the courage to do that!

Uh. I'm not sure what else I want to say.

I r teh gassy today. But then again I did start my period yday. EW!

I think I would kill to switch uteri and ovaries with the Cajun Queen. Honestly, is one month without so much to ask? Regularity is a killer. Hell, I'd totally be fine with never having another period again. Honestly, I would. I so don't need the equipment, but I just can't justify having a hysterectomy. It's not giving me problems. There's no PID or HPV. There's no cancer. NO REASON! -SCREAMS- The only complaint I really have (aside from the period) is that I never felt the ovulation this month. Very odd considering that I always feel it. ALWAYS. WTF up?!?!

I have to say that around dinner time yday, I was being silly and downright giddy due to not having to see that rat bastard tomorrow. I think I scared my mom. LOL. I was preparing redfish and dancing in the kitchen. I thought I was pretty entertaining. I even sang. Whatever, mom. That's how I show the happy.

BTW, I love the sappy "wrap-up" music of [scrubs]. And that's it.

snip snap snout.
this blog's told out.

Friday, January 09, 2009

Waiting for Midnight

Yeah. I was so totally waiting for midnight so I could post again without looking crazy. Three a day is a bit obsessive. LOL

I've been really looking at this moving thing seriously. So seriously that I am considering Greenville, SC. What? I can afford it!

I have a lot of research left to do, but at least I figured out that the housing isn't bad and is something I can afford. I still have to figure out if A.) the court will let me move there, B.) how the school system is, and C) how close it is to a university. I don't even know what the state college in SC is called. Haha. I only know that they are called the GameCocks. Har. I thought they were the TarHeels. I told my mom I didn't mind being a TarHeel. Her response? "That's NORTH Carolina, Susan!" Oops! So, I have a lot to look at. Plus, I have to find out if they even HAVE Apparel Design as a major. There's a lot to think about. I has six months, though. Not too much time, but enough to push me into gear. I pretty much owe the progress I have made to Desi. I LURVE my Cajun Queen!

I going to bed now. Need rest so that I can have enough steam to do more research.

Oh. And the every other weekend begins this weekend. Nice. But that means that I get them two weekends in a row. Yep. I get them first. No Kyle until Sunday at 5. Very nice.

Thursday, January 08, 2009

A Funny List

The Top 10 Best LOLZ Cats Ever:

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And two bonus LOLZ Cats that didn't make it to the countdown:

Desirae: She'll Kick You Into Shape Too.

Alright, Ms. Desi. You win. To school I go. You may be 4'11'', but to be honest, your bark is farking scary. And guess what? School is considered a job. I win! But I still need to find a house and a paying job. Even if it's p/t. I think I'll add that to my applications and change it on my resume.

Actually, I take that back. Maybe I'll take that non-pharmaceutical job I was offered. I didn't tell anybody, but an insurance company offered me a job. I was thinking of taking it. But then again, I don't know jack about insurance or the selling thereof. We'll see. I really need to check my email more often. Har.

Oh and I just figured out why Prince barks. Haha. It's not to go pee-pee or poo-poo. It's to sleep. If you turn on the light when he's trying to sleep, you get barked out. I just turned off the light and he stopped. And when I went back in, he was curled up trying to sleep. He's so human. Can't sleep with the lights on. So cute! Now, if I could just figure out his signal for potty time, we'd be in business.

Speaking of sleeping, I think Jayde just passed out on the couch. Or at least she is trying to. It's hard to sleep when you're wearing wings. LMAO. She's dressed as a ladybug right now. She's ladybug crazy! Which is a good thing, since she collects them. She tells me she is a Ladybug Princess all the time.

I just want to squish her cheeks. Although, she really doesn't have that baby fat on her cheeks any more. Camy does, but Jayde is so thin. Then again, Camy used to be that thin too. My kids go through stages. Jayde used to be pudgy. Camy used to be thin. Now, they have switched. Although, I don't expect Jayde to get pudgy again any time soon. She doesn't eat enough. She just likes to drink.

I wish I had her appetite. I could lose so much weight using her to model my eating after. Right now she is enjoying popsicles for lunch. She's pretty much just drinking them. Pops and Diego. What a winning combo!

Ok, so the sleepy time feeling passed her. She's bouncing around now. What'd that last? Five minutes? Blah. I wish I had her energy. I'd so work-out all the time. Ah. To be 3 again...

Speaking of 3, I don't know what I'm going to do for her birthday. She actually doesn't turn three until the 28th, but I hasn't the foggiest idea what I am doing for it or if I'm even going to do anything. It slipped by on me last year, and it may squeak by unnoticed again. I just don't have the funds right now. Funny. I didn't have the funds last year either. I sense a pattern here. Work/school for 7-8 months, look for a job for 5 months. Ew. That's going to suck. I don't have 5 months to be outta work. Just pray my next job lasts longer. Like two years at least. I NEED STABILITY! The kids NEED stability!

I'll just keep chanting "Go to school!" to myself. Pump myself up. Keep those bad thoughts out and not psych myself out. Just say no to self-sabotage!

I'm Just Bored, Really

Honestly, I have to pee and I'm really kind of tired. I don't like this waking up in the morning thing. Got up before 7 two mornings in a row. DOES. NOT. WANT.

You know what else I does not want. Another baby. I thought I might, but right now I don't. It's weird. Don't know if Kyle's thought process sneaked into my mind or if I'm really happy with just two. I might just adopt a boy. But really, I don't know if I even want to do that.

On a different note, I need a cure-all for dandruff. Mine is bad. "Mommy, it's snowing from your head." Yeah. I know.

Man, I am sleepy. WTF? I pretty much can't think I'm so tired. Nappy time!

Tuesday, January 06, 2009

Watson, I'm Coming Home

Might move to Watson, LA. More details to come later.

Today went basically how I expected it to go. Things took years to complete and Kyle got antsy and pissy with my lawyer. Haha. Troy shut him down in a hurry though. Troy don't play those mind games Mr. Manuel. But at about 11:30 we were single. He continues to pay bills and mortgage in lieu of child support for 6 months. After 6 months I will move out and the house will be sold. Then child support payments will begin. Well, there is more to it, but that's pretty much the jist.

And that's it for right now because I can't think. Children=demons. Will update later.