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I can block people from this thing! That makes me thrilled to pieces! YAY!

PowerPacked To Help Kids Grow

I keep forgetting to update this. I don't know why. I have stuff going on. I hear and see stuff and think, "I need to blog that.". I'm always thinking about it. Ugh!

I'll tell you one thing, though, I've been all abouts the Twitter lately. Almost obsessively checking it all day, everyday. I'm weird. I really just want to see Kevin Smith (@thatkevinsmith)'s and Wil Wheaton(@wilw)'s updates. Because I'm not obsessed or anything...

I'm actually in the hospital at the moment. My aunt has aspiration pneumonia, and I'm staying with her for a while. I stayed overnight last night, and it actually wasn't all that bad. I couldn't figure out how to unfold the chair all the way, but her nurse showed me and I felt stupid for not knowing. It was SO simple. Ack!

We're watching Let's Make a Deal. Not my choice. But my aunt's the patient, so it's her choice. I am SO bored. Can you tell? Lol.

Thinking about doing a blog-a-thon in April. Will get back to you. Will be recruiting some other bloggers to join me!

How To Make Me Happy: 100 Ways

I've been meaning to post this for a couple of weeks, but I keep getting distracted. Oops! Anyway, here it goes:

1. Triple chocolate cookies
2. Baking
3. Random facts
4. Random texts
5. Pink lemonade
6. Writing 
7. My birthstone
8. Rings
9. Making plans
10. Making lists
11. A good joke
12. Getting to be myself 
13. Singing
14. Dancing
15. Inside jokes
16. Feminism
17.  Equality
18. Making choices
19. Kevin Smith (actor, writer, director, producer, tweeter)
20. Having my bottom lip sucked on while making out
21. Making out
22. Goatees
23. Driving in my car
24. Riding a motorcycle
25. Having my hair combed
26. The color pink
27. Correct grammar and spelling
28. Boys kissing boys 
29. Walking
30. The sound a stack of quarters makes on the counter
31. Reminising with friends
32.  Flip flops 
33. Hearing my children laugh
34. Waking up with, not one, but two little girls snuggled up to me
35.  Jam hands 
36. The silent moments with my kids
37.  Jayde language
38. When the light goes on over Camy's head
39. Watching karma do it's magic 
40. The white truck with the flames along the bottom
41.  Marilyn Manson's version of "Tainted Love"
42. "Break Stuff" by Limp Bizkit
43. Nirvana
44. Jason Castro singing "If I Fell In Love
45. Bright Eyes
46. Texting with a certain man about nothing in partiular 
47. Talking on the phone with the same certain man
48. Full moons
49. Garden State
50. Zach Braff
51. My evening walk
52. My iPod shuffle
53. Abstract thinking
54. Thinking outside the box
55. Bucking the system
56. Drawing
57. Old school video games
58. Old people who are still in love
59. Sex
60. Homemade Vanilla ice cream
61. Holding hands
62. Cuddling/snuggling
63. Bear hugs
64. Bare feet
65. Laughing until my sides hurt
66. Clerks 2 quote-a-thons with Tiana
67. Reading
68. Spending time outside
69. Coca-cola
70. My iPhone 
71. Making up baby names
72. Listening to music
73. My car 
74. Cube
75. Listening to my kids playing
76. Faery wings
77. Sleeping in
78. Vanilla chai lattes
79. Unexpected surprises
80. Movie night
81. Playing pool terribly and not caring
82. SModcasts
83. 2AM Sunday morning
84. Hiking
85. Camping
86. Trucks you have to climb into
87.  Loud trucks you can hear a mile away 
88. The Thursday night crew at DC-SPA
89. Watching the street performers in Jackson Square in NOLA
90. The World Showcase at Epcot 
91. Sushi
92. Asian culture
93. The sound of rain on a tin roof
94. Foreign accents
95. Helping people
96. Making a difference in someone's life
97. Smiling until my cheeks hurt
98. Camera phone photography
99. Lemonheads 
100. The first bite            
 
And there are probably about 100 more. These are just the first 100 I thought of and are not in order of preference.

I'm siiiiick! I have a pretty bad tummy ache in which I got from either Camryn or Jayde. I'm not quite clear which. It comes with a special surprise, too. But I'm not too worried about that. I'm too busy trying not to scream from the pain. I have too many nosy neighbors who would probably report me to the loony bin. Lol.

I've already had several mention that I don't wear shoes and that this concerns them. I don't know why. I'm from Mississippi, and I'm not all that used to shoes. I know it sounds stereotypical, but I seriously never wore shoes growing up. I once got stung in the bottom of my foot because I was going to play in my back yard and STEPPED on a bee. When I dislocated my elbow, I was outside, and had to put shoes on to go to the ER. My grandma has rocks in her driveway, millions and millions of rocks. But did this stop me from walking in it completely barefoot? Of course not! These people are pretty obsessed with it, though. And I just laugh it off. I don't have the heart to tell them that my feet are used to worse. Lol. Oy!!

I love how he knows when I need him, even from 3,000 miles away. I love how sweet he is. I love how patient he is. I love how honest he is. I love how he doesn't mind my crazy, how he actually welcomes it. I love how he thanks me for giving him what he wants. I love how he can just "listen". I love how he just gets me. I love his weirdness, his inappropriateness, his appreciation for me. He likes me for me. And that's the best feeling. It's a weird feeling, and I don't think I'll get used to it. But I like it. And I want to keep it. Forever.

Insane in the Membrane

Agh! Why does he do that? Why? Why is it that every time I do/say something he thinks is cute all he does is just grin at me instead of saying so? And then why does he say "oh nothing" when I ask him what he's grinning about? Is it so hard to just say how cute he thinks I am? Really? He's got to know I know what those dumb grins mean. But even if I do, he could tell me. It's not like I'd reject him. He's got to know I like him as much as he likes me. If he read this blog, he'd know. I'm like thisclose to giving him he addy JUST to erase all doubt. Agh! Just agh!

Purging Can Cause Dehydration

Have I ever mentioned how sweet he is? Have I ever mentioned how deep and thoughtful he is?  Have I ever mentioned how I thank goddess I found him?  Have I? Well...have I?  Cause he is, all of that. And I do, almost everyday. I've never used the app since that day, but I haven't deleted it. Seeing it makes me smile. Yes, an app makes me giddy. This isn't the craziest thought I've had. I can't say what beat it out, but there has been plenty that has. Comes with the territory I suppose. 

I'm taking a break from writing my book at the moment, so, what do I do?  Write some more. Haha. Of course, this doesn't take much thought. I just type as I think it. Not much editing goes into it. I don't have to include previous entries in the new entries. It's so easy a monkey could do it. 

A monkey. Not a caveman. Hear that Geico? Monkey would have been a better choice. Monkeys don't often see your commercials. Not a lot of monkeys can read. But a caveman? A caveman still has electricity in his cave. A caveman can read. Duuuuuh!  I wish I had sat in on that meeting.  

But I digress... And I have to pee...haha 

Trashy, Trampy, Slutty, Slutty

Hi, my name is Susan, I am 26 years old, and I have found my inner slutty girl. Yep.

Yeah, Yeah, Yeah

So the year just started and I'm outside feezing. I can hear the fireworks, but alas, I cannot see them. Josh had to work tonight, but we've been emailing each other because I can't send or receive texts or phonecalls. But that's a whole new story. 

I have to get the kids at 1 this afternoon, and I really don't want to. I have a tire that's all fucked up. And it's not even the one I thought would be.  So I'm probably going to end up having to find some way to pay for two new tires. 

I hit a rock going like 50 not too long ago. I thought I was going to miss it, but I didn't. Surprise, surprise!  Anyway, I was a pretty big rock, and I heard a loud bam.  And then, the tire pressure light came on. And I was so pissed and go, "ya think?" Yes, I yelled at my dash. I'm partially insane, we know this. But, my goddess, how much bad news can a person take. I had just found out that I definitely wasn't going to become a regular associate at Macy's, Josh's brother had just died, I couldn't figure out how I was going to take that court-ordered parenting class, and I was trying to keep Kyle from putting two and two together about the living situation.  So, yeah, the rock sent me a little closer to the edge than it probably would have normally.  And the tire that's having issue isn't even near the one I hit. It's the total opposite tire! So, I'm going to have to find a way to pay for two new tires I'm sure by the time all of this is over. Plus I need an oil change, plus I need my tires rotated.  Thank goddess I don't need an alignment. I still need all this body work done too. My poor Moody Blue is almost two and already needs a makeover!  

And down comes the rain! Ack!

But I am so totally waiting up to wish Josh a Happy New Year whether he likes it or not!