Saturday, May 12, 2012
Tuesday, May 01, 2012
Tuesday, April 24, 2012
Polly Wolly Doodle
The other day the boyfriend and I had an overdue conversation about taking our relationship to the next level. No, we're not enaged! We've decided to make the leap from monogamous couple to a much happier nonmonogamous/polyamorous couple.
I've known for years that monogamy wasn't for me. I first read The Ethical Slut around the end of 2007 and it just made sense to me. I tried to incorporate it into my marriage, but the whole thing turned into him saying that I just wanted a license to cheat. But at that time, I was actually looking for a girlfriend. So, we tried a threesome. That was basically the beginning of the end.
Anyway, moving along. I gave up on polyamory until recently when I got a much needed push from a friend who was watching me struggle with being faithful. So, I cautiously brought it up to Charlie.
He was very adamant, at first. He didn't want to do it, not further questions. About a day later he texts me. He's had a change of heart. After discussing it a little further, we reached a decision to a least give it a try.
And I know what you're thinking. That I'm just going to go around hooking up with anyone and everyone. That's not true. I've already found a secondary. A secondary who fills in the "blanks", if you will. Not that I'm not completely satisfied with Charlie. I am. And I seriously could possibly see myself marrying him. It's just...Chris offers me some things that Charlie doesn't.
Chris is a generous lover. He's not a typical guy. He's sweet and sensitive and he's absolutely not afraid to show it. Charlie, on the other hand, he can be a bit selfish in bed. And he can be a bit insensitive sometimes. And well, change is good. In any event, I'm a much happier Susan, now.
Wednesday, April 18, 2012
Mediocrity Is Its Own Reward?
her name is rose. shes only been at the store since December and she isn't so great at her job. she hovers by the register. if a customer asks a question about where something is, she always, without fail, takes them to it rather than just telling them. this is a huge no-no. when you're working as a cashier, you are not to leave the front area, which is cosmetics and seasonal.
a lot of the time the item is not in that front area. a lot of the time the item is a gnc item. the gnc area is right in front of the pharmacy. in the very back of the store. and when she's checking people out she has a personal conversation with every. damn. customer. no matter how long the line is. and several times a shift the second cashier aka the floor person has to bale her out. and its frustrating because a lot of the times I'm working on resetting the merchandise. and im pretty good at it, in my opinion. but well get to that.
on stock days, everyone has to show up and stock the freight. sounds simple, right? right. she's been working six months. that's about twenty four stock days. do you know how many stock days she's actually touched stock? four. maybe.
our sales run from Sunday to Saturday. This means that our sales tags need to go out on Saturday night. Well, since the beginning of the year our stock days have been on Saturday. Kinda hard to put the tags out if the stock isn't out. Well, every Saturday, I work the morning shift, putting up the cosmetics stock and working the register. Rose and another cashier come in at two and four, respectively. By two, a lot of the time, I am pretty close to done with cosmetics, which is some miracle due to Saturday being our busiest day. By three, I have left cosmetics with about three or four totes. Sometimes, with none. I go to the aisles and help the boys. Rose is to either start pulling the tags or finishing up with cosmetics. By four, when the other cashier, let's call her Y, gets there she should pretty much only be on the floor, not running the register. And by the end of the night, they should have at least SOME of the tags hung.
EVERY. FREAKING. SUNDAY. MORNING. I come in and NONE of the tags are hung. None of them. Just what are they doing? Not only that, but none of the stock is put up. AND a lot of the time, there is actually MORE stock left than there was when I leave at five. How is the whole back end of the store getting done and not the front? It makes me look lazy, and if you didn't know what's going on, you would have probably fired me by now. Anyway, you know who gets to deal with the tags not being done? Me. Every Sunday, I am handed every yellow tag for the ENTIRE store. And I hang every yellow tag in the store. What does Rose do? She hangs out by the register and does what she does best, talk.
AND SHE IS GOING TO GET REWARDED FOR THIS! My manager is planning on making HER the wellness ambassador!
It. is. not. fair. I have been working my ass off for the last year. I do everything that is asked of me in a timely manner. I have a lot of skills that most cashiers don't. I know where everything in the store is without even thinking about it. I know a lot about what products we do and don't carry. I can even tell you what a lot of our products do and the differences between the different brands. Most of the store's other crew has started referring to me as the cosmetics specialist because I'm just THAT good. I've even become pretty darn good at taking passport photos. I'm a fast cashier. The customers like me. I'm always smiling. I know my shit. Why NOT give me the job? I am being punished for being good. No, I am being punished for being great. IT. IS. NOT. FAIR!
Tuesday, April 17, 2012
Sunday, March 14, 2010
Tuesday, March 09, 2010
PowerPacked To Help Kids Grow
I'll tell you one thing, though, I've been all abouts the Twitter lately. Almost obsessively checking it all day, everyday. I'm weird. I really just want to see Kevin Smith (@thatkevinsmith)'s and Wil Wheaton(@wilw)'s updates. Because I'm not obsessed or anything...
I'm actually in the hospital at the moment. My aunt has aspiration pneumonia, and I'm staying with her for a while. I stayed overnight last night, and it actually wasn't all that bad. I couldn't figure out how to unfold the chair all the way, but her nurse showed me and I felt stupid for not knowing. It was SO simple. Ack!
We're watching Let's Make a Deal. Not my choice. But my aunt's the patient, so it's her choice. I am SO bored. Can you tell? Lol.
Thinking about doing a blog-a-thon in April. Will get back to you. Will be recruiting some other bloggers to join me!
Friday, February 19, 2010
How To Make Me Happy: 100 Ways
1. Triple chocolate cookies
2. Baking
3. Random facts
4. Random texts
5. Pink lemonade
6. Writing
7. My birthstone
8. Rings
9. Making plans
10. Making lists
11. A good joke
12. Getting to be myself
13. Singing
14. Dancing
15. Inside jokes
16. Feminism
17. Equality
18. Making choices
19. Kevin Smith (actor, writer, director, producer, tweeter)
20. Having my bottom lip sucked on while making out
21. Making out
22. Goatees
23. Driving in my car
24. Riding a motorcycle
25. Having my hair combed
26. The color pink
27. Correct grammar and spelling
28. Boys kissing boys
29. Walking
30. The sound a stack of quarters makes on the counter
31. Reminising with friends
32. Flip flops
33. Hearing my children laugh
34. Waking up with, not one, but two little girls snuggled up to me
35. Jam hands
36. The silent moments with my kids
37. Jayde language
38. When the light goes on over Camy's head
39. Watching karma do it's magic
40. The white truck with the flames along the bottom
41. Marilyn Manson's version of "Tainted Love"
42. "Break Stuff" by Limp Bizkit
43. Nirvana
44. Jason Castro singing "If I Fell In Love
45. Bright Eyes
46. Texting with a certain man about nothing in partiular
47. Talking on the phone with the same certain man
48. Full moons
49. Garden State
50. Zach Braff
51. My evening walk
52. My iPod shuffle
53. Abstract thinking
54. Thinking outside the box
55. Bucking the system
56. Drawing
57. Old school video games
58. Old people who are still in love
59. Sex
60. Homemade Vanilla ice cream
61. Holding hands
62. Cuddling/snuggling
63. Bear hugs
64. Bare feet
65. Laughing until my sides hurt
66. Clerks 2 quote-a-thons with Tiana
67. Reading
68. Spending time outside
69. Coca-cola
70. My iPhone
71. Making up baby names
72. Listening to music
73. My car
74. Cube
75. Listening to my kids playing
76. Faery wings
77. Sleeping in
78. Vanilla chai lattes
79. Unexpected surprises
80. Movie night
81. Playing pool terribly and not caring
82. SModcasts
83. 2AM Sunday morning
84. Hiking
85. Camping
86. Trucks you have to climb into
87. Loud trucks you can hear a mile away
88. The Thursday night crew at DC-SPA
89. Watching the street performers in Jackson Square in NOLA
90. The World Showcase at Epcot
91. Sushi
92. Asian culture
93. The sound of rain on a tin roof
94. Foreign accents
95. Helping people
96. Making a difference in someone's life
97. Smiling until my cheeks hurt
98. Camera phone photography
99. Lemonheads
100. The first bite
And there are probably about 100 more. These are just the first 100 I thought of and are not in order of preference.
Friday, February 05, 2010
I've already had several mention that I don't wear shoes and that this concerns them. I don't know why. I'm from Mississippi, and I'm not all that used to shoes. I know it sounds stereotypical, but I seriously never wore shoes growing up. I once got stung in the bottom of my foot because I was going to play in my back yard and STEPPED on a bee. When I dislocated my elbow, I was outside, and had to put shoes on to go to the ER. My grandma has rocks in her driveway, millions and millions of rocks. But did this stop me from walking in it completely barefoot? Of course not! These people are pretty obsessed with it, though. And I just laugh it off. I don't have the heart to tell them that my feet are used to worse. Lol. Oy!!